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OKAY KIDDIES, in order to be accepted and be kewliez by the KULTEEZ, you must do the following!

1. Fill out the survey, to the best of your ability.
2. Post a couple pictures of your face, hair, clothes. Anything, humor me.
3. It's ok to start drama and flame wars. We LOVE to do it ourselves, why stop you?
4. Once accepted, you can comment on others, post more shit, but if we don't like you later, the kultees have the power to boot you. NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN A MEMBER.
5. Once rejected, get the fuck away from me.


WHO THE FUCK ARE THE CULTEES?

theory #1:
THE KULTEES!!! WE ARE A RARE BREED OF HIPSTER FAGS WHO COME FROM WET CAVES IN THE SHALLOW VALLIES OF NORTH AMERICA. WE'VE SPAWNED TOGETHER TO MAKE BABIEZ AND MAKE FUN OF YOU AND YOUR GAYNESS. WE ENJOY ICE CUBES, NUDIE, AND LONG WALKS ON MY LONG COCK.

theory #2:
Retro Remake [10:37 PM]: ONCE UPON A TIME
Retro Remake [10:37 PM]: THERE WAS A MASSIVE BALL OF FAT
Retro Remake [10:38 PM]: CALLED THE SETH
Retro Remake [10:38 PM]: AND IT WAS BULGING ALL OVER THE LAND OF KULTEENASHKA
girl and a blade [10:38 PM]: roflmao
Retro Remake [10:38 PM]: AND SUFFOCATING PPLZ
Retro Remake [10:40 PM]: ONE DAY THE MASSIVE BALL OF FAT THREW A FIT OF LAUGHTER AND SED "LYKE, U PPLZ R 2 GAY 4 ME" AND ELIMINATED OVER HALF THE POPULATION OF KULTEENASHKA
Retro Remake [10:40 PM]: FEW SURVIVED, BUT THE ONES THAT DID,
Retro Remake [10:40 PM]: WERE KNOWN AS
Retro Remake [10:40 PM]: "DEE CHOZEN ONES!!!!"
girl and a blade [10:40 PM]: ROFLMAO
Retro Remake [10:41 PM]: TIME WENT BY
Retro Remake [10:41 PM]: AND LITTLE BY LITTLE THE CHOSEN ONES BEGAN TO DIE OUT. THEY WERE SOON AN ENDANGERED SPECIEZ
girl and a blade [10:41 PM]: OH NOO
Retro Remake [10:42 PM]: TODAY, WE ONLY HAVE A FEW OF THEIR KIND LEFT, SCATTERD ACROSS DIZ WERLD. KOULD U B ONE OF THEM?!??!?
Retro Remake [10:42 PM]: LETS FIND OUT!!!
Retro Remake [10:42 PM]: (NOTE) SETH,
Retro Remake [10:42 PM]: IS OUR GOD, BECAUSE HE SPARED OUR ANCESTORS.

SO HERE IT IS KIDS, THE SURVEY!!

So, who's your favorite kultee?:
What brand of UNDIEZ do you wear?:
...penis size?:
Do you like K-mart? I don't:
When was the last time you went to the library, nerd:
Have you even stolen anything?:
Do you enjoy swimming with floaties on?:
Have you ever peed yourself, past the age of 6?:
What's the most embarassing CD you own:
Ever go shopping from A-Z?:
What do you think of when you masturbate?:
Look good in leather pants?:
Which kultee would you SHAG ROTTON?:
What colour undies does Jeff wear?:
How many bags of fruit snacks did Kimmi eat while making up this survey?:

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