What brand of UNDIEZ do you wear?: LIEK OMFG FRUIT OF THE LOOM 4 LYFE!!11 Actually I have no idea. I find my underwear in the trash.
...penis size?: 14 ft and some inches.
Do you like K-mart? I don't: K-mart's lame.
When was the last time you went to the library, nerd: I don't think my town even has a library.
Have you even stolen anything?: UR SOUL.
Do you enjoy swimming with floaties on?: I enjoy wrapping floaties around my large cock so it doesn't drown in its own emission.
Have you ever peed yourself, past the age of 6?: Does right now count?
What's the most embarassing CD you own: My suicidal lesbian friend Jessica made me a CD with dyke folk rock on it two years ago. Store-bought, a Lifehouse CD.
Ever go shopping from A-Z?: WTF IS THAT.
What do you think of when you masturbate?: Three-year-olds making out in a wash basin full of strawberry preserves and precum.
Look good in leather pants?: Like Donna in a tank-top.
Which kultee would you SHAG ROTTON?: IT'S SO HARD 2 CHOOSE!
What colour undies does Jeff wear?: Chartreuse. With glitter.
How many bags of fruit snacks did Kimmi eat while making up this survey?: The question is, how many of them were carrying my seed?
OH AND BEFORE I FORGET